Real fast random thoughts on everything as I catch up after not blogging for a bit -- as usual. And it's been so long, Typepad, our blogging software, has changed some things and everything looks different.
But somebody here in Kitchener-Waterloo, Ontario, Canada told me today he wants to subscribe to my blog feed so at least one person is depending on me to write. Thank you, Eric.
Hey, here’s the deal, if you care. Contrary to blogosphere collective wisdom which states one should blog multiple times a day (try doing that when you’re an editor with other responsibilities), I’m going to blog when I have something to say. Relatively coherent, or stream of consciousness, or not. Today’s post I would suggest is, er, a stream of...
So:
• Catching up on the Canadian election: Unfortunate about Liberal leader Stephane Dion, a politician seemingly above reproach (which we all claim we want), a true leader -- unlike Prime Minister Stephen Harper -- in terms of trying to sell something, the Green Shift, few understand or that he could sell. A man before his time, time will show. Leadership is not bullying, plagiarizing, appropriating others’ ideas (see Harper immediately after the election talking economic reforms after accusing Dion of panicking for doing so in the debates). Are we in Canada so shallow as to denigrating Dion’s efforts over the language issue? People, he wasn’t difficult to understand in English. Let’s ask Quebecers how difficult Harper is to understand in French. Walk a mile in a person’s shoes.
• Anyone else getting sick of The Sports Network’s endless use of the former Hockey Night In Canada theme music as a thinly-disguised dig at the CBC -- which by the way, has been TSN’s Olympic coverage (junior) partner so shouldn’t they just get along? I would suggest TSN stop it and get serious. Because only an idiot tunes in to a sports event for its theme music. We’re interested in the game, not the music. Or should be.
• Still with hockey, an old rant: Someone, please, shut Pierre McGuire up. My son used to hate him, then saw him on TSN’s Michael Landsberg-hosted Off The Record and told me “you know, dad, he’s OK.” And I agree. As a person. Most people are. But why does he feel he has to talk so much, have a "schtick" and invent phrases? Let your hockey knowledge speak. Invented phrases like “puck management,” which sticks out from a recent broadcast, ought to go. Stop trying to turn hockey into football or nuclear physics. As Ken Dryden used to say, it is essentially somewhat controlled chaos. The best-laid plans are often foiled by an errantly-bouncing puck.
Plus, as we all know, McGuire interrupts far too much. Leave the play by play to the play by play man. On a recent Anaheim-Toronto telecast, McGuire interrupted play by play man Gord Miller to explain why a 2-on-1 happened. Shut up, Pierre, Analyze it later. Funny thing was, McGuire himself got cut off as Miller continued the play-by-play. It turned into a good Keystone Kops routine.
• Anyone else sick of the sports trend to throwback uniforms? I am. Yes, it's all about marketing and making $$ off jersey sales, but . . . Tuned in to the New York Giants-Pittsburgh Steelers NFL game Sunday anticipating a great "uniform" game and there were the Steelers, wearing those ugly throwbacks. Pretty much enough for me to tune out. Same thing with the New York Jets, who keep wearing those ugly old AFL New York Titans unis. Look, have a throwback weekend. But not all the time. I want the current looks.
• Mats Sundin. Look, buddy. I liked you and respected you as a player. Now, I don't. Play or don't play. Come out of retirement or whatever it is you are doing, or don't. Just stop bothering us. We don't care anymore.